Posted 14 hours ago

extremeboss:

mutedstring:

the-real-goddamazon:

mysubmissivekisses:

It’s 11:57pm don’t make pancakes now.
Don’t.

Birthday cake pancakes, tho. OMGGGGG.

PAAAANCAAAAAKES

Pancake porn.

Now I have a pancake boner!

(Source: beben-eleben)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

Look out Dany, I got 13 eggs!

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Posted 1 day ago

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

image

Posted 1 day ago

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

(Source: mesovideo)

Posted 1 day ago

pamaury:

thug ass ducks

(Source: angryblackman)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks)