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darkumbreon9:

I was not expecting that

(Source: laughcentre)

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+2 Comedy Podcast Episode 51: Ben Fidler

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The Champ is Here! By champ I mean South Jersey Stand Up champ Ben Fidler. And by here I mean Jester’s Playhouse, that 545 Tilton RD in Northfield NJ. Ben is part of the Lawn Boys and is a crazy funny stand-up comic. This week we talk about Deadpool, Vickie Fenandez and the art of One-uping. Plus things fall apart on Host vs Guest vs Audience.

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take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

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floyd-pinkerton-official:

I AM IN TEARS

#notsorry

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I turned off my phone
Because I could not
Handle the certainty
That you were not
Even trying to talk
To me.

M.S.

(via c-collarbone)

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Posted 2 weeks ago

kennymccorm1ck:

My favourite thing to see today. MAJOR props to this amazing person!

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wilwheaton:

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blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

(Source: worshipyeezus)